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I Must Confess in Threes

  • Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.
  • Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.
  • Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.
  • Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive
  • Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.
  • Doing: Three habits that I have.
  • Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.
  • Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know
  • Dream: Three wishes I have.
  • Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.
21 hours ago
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ramblingsofacrazyginger:

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

You forgot the n

21 hours ago
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owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

21 hours ago
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chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

21 hours ago
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dokidoki-heartache:

first day at my new job guys

dokidoki-heartache:

first day at my new job guys

21 hours ago
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firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

anger

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Track: UnknownQueen of Disaster
Artist: UnknownLana Del Rey
Album: Unknown
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Lana Del Rey // ‘Queen of Disaster’